A small site, built the way I like to build bigger ones: compiled, boring to run and inexpensive.
$ heysam status version v2.1.0 (95b7320) built 2026-11-01 04:42 UTC uptime 1m 26s memory 25.5 MB of 209.9 MB (peak 25.5 MB) binary 21.3 MB region dfw (Dallas) machine 28709d4f662918 time 2026-11-01 10:15:04 UTC
Uptime starts when the machine wakes up for a visitor, so a short uptime usually means you woke it.
curl heysam.org prints my résumé.